kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

#CANON JESUS IS SIX MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN FANON JESUS

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

kngdmcat:

worthless-wolf:

blacksapphiredragon:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

Canon Jesus

Jesus called somebody an ass once because they where being rude to a crippled little old lady if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face.

(Source: worshipyeezus, via the-incredible-foon)

Do I tell my friend to skip half a day/full day of uni so thatshe can enjoy the wonders of the antlers live

or

Do I tell my friend to stay at uni and probably miss the majority of the acts and have no time for getting ready for spooky Halloween fun time

Inb4 we should have know:

We booked the tickets way in advance before she even knew what uni she was actually going to go.

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via comfytaire)

enycandraw:

I feel like this is the beginning of the final countdown for March of Skulls. If you have any skulls to post, do so now!
This is a male babirusa (literally “deer-hog”) and he is a real weird pig. His canines grow upward from both jaws and if he doesn’t grind them regularly, they can eventually penetrate into his skull. Lady babirusas don’t have this problem because they know that enlarged canines are for suckers.

enycandraw:

I feel like this is the beginning of the final countdown for March of Skulls. If you have any skulls to post, do so now!
This is a male babirusa (literally “deer-hog”) and he is a real weird pig. His canines grow upward from both jaws and if he doesn’t grind them regularly, they can eventually penetrate into his skull. Lady babirusas don’t have this problem because they know that enlarged canines are for suckers.